Don Bruno Unleashed: The Singing, Dancing Novus Ordo Priest

He has a microphone, and he’s not afraid to use it…

Don Bruno Unleashed

His name is Bruno Maggioni. He’s a well-known and popular Novus Ordo priest in Italy who is famous for dancing, clapping, and singing secular songs during weddings he officiates. See the videos below — what a joke the Novus Ordo priesthood is, a parody of itself. Priceless!

Don Bruno unleashed: a John Wayne he ain’t

[Face palm]

Who is the center of attention in this “Mass”? Jesus Christ or Don Bruno?

Don Bruno sings “Mamma Maria” by Ricchi e Poveri…

…and ends it with a kiss for the bride — and TWO for the groom!

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High Five! Francis meets with Protestant Televangelists Ken Copeland & James Robison

“And then I told them, ‘I’m a faithful son of the Church!’”

High Five, Francis!

The following is an excerpt from an article brought to you by Religion News Service on the meeting “Pope” Francis had with American Protestant preachers Kenneth Copeland and James Robison at the Vatican. The story speaks for itself, but there’s one little correction we must offer: The author of the piece, Sarah Pulliam Bailey, is wrong in saying this was the “first-ever papal high-five.” Francis had actually done it before, as we reported in our post on December 21, 2013, which you can see here.

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Carnival Liturgy in Germany

“I can’t believe it’s not Catholic!”

Carnival Liturgy!

We’ve all seen video clips of some of the most ridiculous liturgies the Novus Ordo Sect has to offer, but this Carnival Liturgy below deserves special mention. Perpetrated in Mombach, Germany, on January 11, 2014 at Sacred Heart of Jesus church, this pseudo-liturgical spectacle carried the official title of Narrenlob, or “Fools’ Praise Liturgy.” Foolish those indeed who would attend such an idiotic event, or consider this religion to be Roman Catholicism!

The officiating presbyter was Mr. Gottfried Keindl.

Fools’ Liturgy – Part 1

Fools’ Liturgy – Part 2

“But”, many will say, “if we just notify the bishop of the diocese about this, then he will forbid this from ever happening again and discipline the people who allowed this to happen.… READ MORE

Oh Joy! Meet the “Happy” Nuns

A “Fun Church” Update…

Oh Joy! Meet the “Happy” Nuns

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One of the things the head of the Vatican II Sect, Jorge Bergoglio (“Pope Francis”), has been prattling on about endlessly since his election in 2013 is for people to be “docile to the Holy Spirit” and embrace His alleged “unexpected newness” and constantly exude some unspecified “joy” that supposedly gives “witness”, while at the same time denouncing those evil doom-and-gloom Catholics who who allegedly only use their minds and not their “hearts” in religious matters (see, for example, Francis’ sermon of May 13, 2014).… READ MORE

Surprise, Surprise: Suor Cristina wins Italian Singing Contest “The Voice of Italy”

Surprise, Surprise…

“The Voice of Italy”: Suor Cristina Wins Contest

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Just put on your surprise face and act like you didn’t see it coming — the rocking Novus Ordo nun Suor Cristina(“Sister Cristina”) has won the song contest The Voice of Italy, in which she had been competing since March. You can watch the rock’n’roll song she performed here:

The same night (June 5, 2014), she also sang a duet with her “coach”, the atheist rapper J-Ax, which you can watch here:

We’ve already said all that needs to be said about this. See our prior blog posts, linked below, for the full story with commentary that is uncompromisingly and authentically Catholic regarding this sad, infuriating, sacrilegious, and blasphemous spectacle.… READ MORE

Now it’s Dirty Dancing: Suor Cristina performs “(I’ve Had) The Time of My Life”

How low can she go?…

Now it’s getting Dirty: Sr. Cristina belts out “Dirty Dancing” Hit Song The Time of My Life

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Caution advised: lewd dancing

Another Wednesday, another scandalous performance by the would-be pop star “Suor Cristina”, the Sicilian Novus Ordo sister who has been making a mockery of the religious life on the Italian television program The Voice of Italy. In her semi-final performance on May 28, 2014, Cristina Scuccia reached a new low by singing and dancing the 1987 hit (I’ve Had) The Time of My Life by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes.… READ MORE

Livin’ on a Prayer: Suor Cristina performs Jon Bon Jovi’s Hard Rock Song

Sr. Cristina’s Profanation on Steroids…

Now it’s Hard Rock / Metal:
Suor Cristina rocks Bon Jovi’s Livin’ on a Prayer

Well, we told you so, didn’t we? But at first we were being denounced as having no sense, no compassion, no love, no true Christian spirit because of our severe criticism of this possibly possessed woman known as Suor Cristina of Sicily. When she first started dancing and singing various pop tunes, despite supposedly being a Catholic nun, you knew it wouldn’t stay there. After Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Flashdance… What a Feeling and Can’t Get You out of My Head, Cristina is now rocking Bon Jovi’s 1986 hit Livin’ on a Prayer.… READ MORE

Party Time! Suggestive Reggae Dancing in Church

More of that Vatican II “Joy”…

Party Time!
Suggestive Reggae Dancing in Church

It’s party time, everyone! Follow the “Laptop Priest”, “Fr.” Mario Salvadori of St. Joseph the Worker parish in Thornhill, Ontario, and engage in some cool, “joyful” dancing to music provided by Protestant reggae artist Christafari! Yeah, swing those hips, baby! Christ will love it! So Mary-like and edifying! Promotes purity, modesty, and virtue! Oooh, such jooooy! Make that “Fr.” Stan Fortuna jealous! YEAH! AWESOME! We all goin’ to Jamehhca!

[END SARCASM]

This clip demonstrates, once more, that the Vatican II Religion has nothing to do with the Catholic religion founded by our Lord Jesus Christ and proclaimed faithfully by the true Catholic Church until the death of the last known true Pope, Pius XII (d.… READ MORE

Nuns Just Want to Have Fun – Suor Cristina Returns

She’s so unusual…

Nuns Just Want to Have Fun

While true Catholics all over the world were recollectedly observing Holy Week, the last week of the Lenten season, which specifically commemorates our Lord Jesus Christ’s last week on earth and His sacred Passion, the infamous Novus Ordo rocking nun Suor Cristina (Sister Cristina Scuccia) returned to the secular talent show The Voice of Italy for the next round in the singing competition.

In this latest performance, broadcast on April 16, 2014, Suor Cristina belted out Cyndi Lauper’s 1983 hit Girls Just Want To Have Fun. She sang and danced in a duet with another contestant, who was dressed like a whore and shared the stage with her.… READ MORE

You Have Reached: Liturgical Absurdistan

Only in the Novus Ordo…

You Have Reached: Liturgical Absurdistan

There are some cases where comments are either not necessary or not possible. In this case, it is both:

This is some “liturgical performance” on Maundy Thursday at Maria-Geburt-Kirche (Nativity of Mary Church) in Aschaffenburg, Germany. The idiocy took place on Holy Thursday 2013 for the washing of the feet.

Led by a presbyter who celebrates the “Liturgy of the Bread”, Nativity of Mary Church is so Modernist that the demons themselves must be in disbelief over their success. The sacrament of confession there has been replaced by a psychological therapy session.… READ MORE

Rocking Nun Suor Cristina: A Follow-Up

More on the ‘Sicilian Idol’…

Rocking Nun Suor Cristina: A Follow-Up

You’ve been living under a rock — no pun intended — if you haven’t yet heard about “Sister” Cristina Scuccia, the Novus Ordo nun that appeared on The Voice of Italy‘s talent contest on March 19, singing and dancing in a profane manner to the Alicia Keys song No One. This blog post is a follow-up to our original post covering the scandal, Suor Cristina: Novus Ordo Nun’s Got Talent.

It is quite disheartening, but not really surprising, that among Novus Ordos (“modern Catholics”) so far almost all of the reaction to this we have seen was positive.… READ MORE

Outrageous! Bergoglio Jokes about the Crucifixion of Christ

Christ’s Sacrifice as the Punch Line of a Joke…

Bergoglio Jokes about Our Lord’s Crucifixion

In 2010, authors Sergio Rubin and Francesca Ambrogetti published the book El Jesuita: Conversaciones con el Cardenal Jorge Bergoglio, SJ [“The Jesuit: Conversations with Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio, SJ”], in which the then-“Archbishop” of Buenos Aires speaks about his life, his work, and his spirituality, and answers questions presented by the authors.

After Bergoglio’s election as “Pope” of the “Catholic Church,” that is, as head of the Modernist Vatican II Sect, an English translation of the book appeared under the title Pope Francis: His Life in His Own Words.

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Bergoglio’s Rocker: Buenos Aires Rocker “Priest” has Endorsement from “Pope” Francis

You can’t make this stuff up…

Bergoglio’s Rocker: Buenos Aires Rocker “Priest” has Endorsement from “Pope” Francis

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Cesar Scicchitano is the name of a 49-year-old Argentinian Novus Ordo priest who is the frontman of the heavy-metal band Los Pecadores (“The Sinners”). While such is by no means an unusual occurrence in Novus Ordo Land, this one comes with an added twist: “Father” Cesar’s undertaking has the explicit blessing of Jorge Bergoglio, the man otherwise known as “Pope Francis.” And that’s just the beginning.

According to a report published by the The China Post, Scicchitano has been friends with Francis for nearly twenty years.… READ MORE

Let Us Spray: SuperFrank Graffiti

Let Us Spray?

Vatican Lauds ‘SuperFrank’!

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The Associated Press reported on Jan. 28, 2014:

It wasn’t enough that Pope Francis was named Time magazine’s Person of the Year – or that he fronted this week’s Rolling Stone magazine. Now there’s SuperPope graffiti sprouting up around the Vatican.

The white caped crusader appeared on a wall just off Borgo Pio, a tiny cobble-stoned street near St Peter’s Square. In typical superhero fashion, Francis’ right fist is thrust in the air, leading him in flight, while his left clutches his black satchel. “Valores,” or values in Spanish, is written across it.

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