You ain’t seen nothin’ yet if you ain’t seen Father Bob Maguire!

If you thought you’d seen it all…

You ain’t seen nothin’ yet if you ain’t seen…
Father Bob Maguire!

We struggle for words to introduce to you Father — yes, he’s actually a real priest — Bob Maguire, an eccentric celebrity in the “Archdiocese” of Melbourne, Australia. “Everything that is wrong with the Novus Ordo in one man” — that is perhaps the best one-line description one can give of this anti-Catholic lowlife.

The video below shows Fr. Maguire’s final Novus Ordo “Mass” at his parish of Ss. Peter and Paul, which he perpetrated on January 29, 2012, having resisted his forcible retirement for over two years.… READ MORE

Gone to the Dogs: “Catholic” Bereavement Service for Chihuahua in Belgium

“Give not that which is holy to dogs” (Mt 7:6)…

Gone to the Dogs: “Catholic” Quasi-Funeral Service for Dead Chihuahua in Belgium

The Novus Ordo Sect has reached a new low in Belgium. Explicitly citing “Pope” Francis’ call to reach out to the peripheries, “Fr.” Francis Lallemand has conducted a “Liturgy of the Word” quasi-funeral /bereavement service for a dog in his parish church of St. Victor in Sambreville, Belgium. The abomination took place on Wednesday, April 22. Lallemand is part of the “Catholic” diocese of Namur, whose local “bishop” is Remy Victor Vancottem, appointed by Benedict XVI in 2010.… READ MORE

“Heal the World” with “Fr.” Karl Wallner: Theme Song of Francis Church?

Bergoglio’s Theology in Song…

“Heal the World” with Cistercian “Fr.” Karl Wallner

The above is a video clip of a secular talk show broadcast on Austrian television on Good Friday, April 3, 2015. It features the Cistercian Novus Ordo presbyter “Fr.” Karl Wallner attempting to give a rendition of Michael Jackson’s naturalist 1990s feel-good song Heal the World. He is joined by Birgit Denk, lead singer of the Viennese pop and rock band DENK.

Heal the World (lyrics here), just like similar slushy hymns such as We are the World and Hand in Hand, makes for a perfect theme song for the Vatican II Church, but specifically for Francis’ theology: It contains nothing you couldn’t also find on a Hallmark greeting card, it makes only a fleeting and virtually meaningless reference to God, it has no answer for human misery and suffering, it glosses over the necessity of divine grace, it treats life in this world as the ultimate purpose of human existence, and it puts its hope in the natural “goodness” of man, that just needs to be rekindled, as the solution to the world’s problems. … READ MORE

French Novus Ordo Bishop celebrates Bumper Car “Mass”

Bumping into the peripheries…

French Novus Ordo Bishop celebrates Bumper Car “Mass”!


(image: Thierry Nicolas for Le Républicain Lorrain)

The apostate dingbats of the Novus Ordo Sect just never run out of ideas. For Easter Sunday, Mr. Jean-Christophe André Robert Lagleize, in his comedy role as the “Catholic Bishop” of Metz, France, celebrated the Modernist Worship Service (“Eucharistic Celebration”) at a public fair, specifically inside the tent of a bumper car ride.

The French paper Le Républicain Lorrain published a story on it on April 6, 2015, from which the above image is taken. You can read the full article in French here:

The report points out that two children brought up the “offertory gifts” (bread and wine) — in a bumper car, of course.… READ MORE

Liturgical Mayhem in Poland

It’s Wojtyla Land, that explains it…

Liturgical Mayhem in Poland

If some things are better left uncommented, this would have to be one of them. The video below is a liturgical disaster on Gaudete Sunday (Third Sunday of Advent) in a Novus Ordo parish in Katowice, Poland. This is perfect to show anyone who thinks that Modernist chaos liturgies are confined to the United States, Germany, and Austria. It is not so.

In case you’re wondering why the “Pope” isn’t doing anything about this sort of thing, that’s because… umm… well… see this link here.

We recall that when the same “Pope” Francis proceeded to declare Karol Wojtyla a “saint” — the Polish superstar who invented extravagant “papal” liturgies — the hideous Crucifix of Cevo, dedicated to John Paul II, collapsed and killed a pilgrim who was on his way to the “canonization”.… READ MORE

Elvis Lives… He’s a Novus Ordo Priest!

Because there’s just not enough sacrilege in the world…

Elvis lives…
He’s a Novus Ordo Priest!

There’s nothing so worldly, so low, so foul, so indecent, so sacrilegious, so inappropriate that you can’t find it somewhere in the Novus Ordo Sect. Here are two examples of Novus Ordo “priests” who impersonate Elvis Presley (1935-1977), that paragon of Faith and virtue whose first name, quite appropriately, rhymes with “pelvis”.

In the first clip, you are being introduced to Norbert Fink, a Novus Ordo presbyter from Germany who performs as Elvis after hours — sometimes for the very couple whose wedding he officiated earlier the same day:

But if you think that’s wild, just wait till you see the second clip.… READ MORE

Hip Hop & Fog Machines: Steubenville meets Life Teen

Behold the “Catholics” of tomorrow…

Hip Hop & Fog Machines:
Steubenville Meets Life Teen

Spiritual, theological, and liturgical chaos is infallibly certain when attending an event sponsored by either the Franciscan University of Steubenville or “Life Teen”, the Novus Ordo Sect’s flagship youth outreach program. So what happens if you put the two together?

Then you get…well…this:

It is horrible to witness these dear youngsters being subjected to this pretense of Catholicism. They are the most vulnerable victims of the shenanigans the Modernists have been perpetrating for decades on guileless souls. In the Modernist system, religion is essentially a matter of personal “experience” and “encounter”, in which you are supposed to “feel” God’s holy Presence.… READ MORE

Aachen Cathedral used as Storage for Christmas Cakes

All you need is loaves…

Aachen Cathedral used as Storage for Christmas Cakes

Since Catholic church buildings are no longer being used for Catholic worship, the Modernist authorities of the Novus Ordo Sect have decided that they might as well use them for something else — such as food storage. As the above video clip shows, 1,200 loaves of Stollen, a delectable Christmas cake of German tradition, are currently being stored in the Cathedral of Aachen, Germany, which is dedicated to the Mother of God. The loaves will remain there, right inside the St. Michael chapel, until they have aged a little and are ready for pre-Christmas sale.… READ MORE

“Electric Church”: Desecration in Vienna

“An Enemy hath done this…” (Mt 13:28)

“Electric Church”:
Desecration of St. Peter’s in Vienna

This is gorgeous St. Peter’s Catholic Church in Vienna — it was desecrated by an “Electric Church” performance on December 20, 2013 with the full permission of the city’s “Cardinal Archbishop”, Mr. Christoph Schonborn

When it comes to profaning the sacred, the Novus Ordo Sect never runs out of ideas. Case in point: “Electric Church”, a religious-themed audiovisual performance that blends classical music with pop/rock music and visual effects inside gorgeous traditional Catholic church buildings and sacred spaces.

A shocking 20-minute video clip of the 2013 performance at Vienna’s Peterskirche (St.… READ MORE

The Faithful Departed: New Statistics show Novus Ordo Church collapsing

The “New Springtime” strikes again…

The Faithful Departed: New Statistics show the Novus Ordo Church is collapsing — despite Mark Shea’s Blog

There comes a point when all the New Church’s smarty-pants apologists, bloggers, and commentators have to face reality: Beyond all the polemics and the verbal gymnastics, there will always be, eventually, the cold hard facts.

On November 13, the Pew Research Center published the results of a survey conducted in Latin America to measure the growth — or decline — of (Novus Ordo) “Catholicism” in the region, also with a view to a possible “Francis Effect.” The results are in, and they are nothing short of devastating.… READ MORE

How much Madness is in you? Novus Ordo Altar Boy Video Ad

“Madness” is right…

How Much Madness Is In You?
A Novus Ordo Altar Boy Advertisement

Whether it be tap-dancing priests, rocking nuns, happy-clappy religious, monks-gone-wild, outrageous “youth masses”, liturgical absurdistan, stupid and effeminate liturgical choreography, sacrilegious harlem shakes, show-your-tattoo masses, or any other sort of ridiculous, impious, or blasphemous aberration under the label of “Catholic”, the Novus Ordo Sect offers it with glee and impunity.

The following video shows what is supposed to be an advertisement for being an altar boy in a Novus Ordo parish in Germany (parish web site here).… READ MORE

Don Bruno Unleashed: The Singing, Dancing Novus Ordo Priest

He has a microphone, and he’s not afraid to use it…

Don Bruno Unleashed

His name is Bruno Maggioni. He’s a well-known and popular Novus Ordo priest in Italy who is famous for dancing, clapping, and singing secular songs during weddings he officiates. See the videos below — what a joke the Novus Ordo priesthood is, a parody of itself. Priceless!

Don Bruno unleashed: a John Wayne he ain’t

[Face palm]

Who is the center of attention in this “Mass”? Jesus Christ or Don Bruno?

Don Bruno sings “Mamma Maria” by Ricchi e Poveri…

…and ends it with a kiss for the bride — and TWO for the groom!

… READ MORE

High Five! Francis meets with Protestant Televangelists Ken Copeland & James Robison

“And then I told them, ‘I’m a faithful son of the Church!’”

High Five, Francis!

The following is an excerpt from an article brought to you by Religion News Service on the meeting “Pope” Francis had with American Protestant preachers Kenneth Copeland and James Robison at the Vatican. The story speaks for itself, but there’s one little correction we must offer: The author of the piece, Sarah Pulliam Bailey, is wrong in saying this was the “first-ever papal high-five.” Francis had actually done it before, as we reported in our post on December 21, 2013, which you can see here.

… READ MORE

Carnival Liturgy in Germany

“I can’t believe it’s not Catholic!”

Carnival Liturgy!

We’ve all seen video clips of some of the most ridiculous liturgies the Novus Ordo Sect has to offer, but this Carnival Liturgy below deserves special mention. Perpetrated in Mombach, Germany, on January 11, 2014 at Sacred Heart of Jesus church, this pseudo-liturgical spectacle carried the official title of Narrenlob, or “Fools’ Praise Liturgy.” Foolish those indeed who would attend such an idiotic event, or consider this religion to be Roman Catholicism!

The officiating presbyter was Mr. Gottfried Keindl.

Fools’ Liturgy – Part 1

Fools’ Liturgy – Part 2

“But”, many will say, “if we just notify the bishop of the diocese about this, then he will forbid this from ever happening again and discipline the people who allowed this to happen.… READ MORE