French Novus Ordo Bishop celebrates Bumper Car “Mass”

Bumping into the peripheries…

French Novus Ordo Bishop celebrates Bumper Car “Mass”!


(image: Thierry Nicolas for Le Républicain Lorrain)

The apostate dingbats of the Novus Ordo Sect just never run out of ideas. For Easter Sunday, Mr. Jean-Christophe André Robert Lagleize, in his comedy role as the “Catholic Bishop” of Metz, France, celebrated the Modernist Worship Service (“Eucharistic Celebration”) at a public fair, specifically inside the tent of a bumper car ride.

The French paper Le Républicain Lorrain published a story on it on April 6, 2015, from which the above image is taken. You can read the full article in French here:

The report points out that two children brought up the “offertory gifts” (bread and wine) — in a bumper car, of course.… READ MORE

The Poison of the Novus Ordo “Mass”: Catholic Theology Refutes Neo-Trad Bloggers

Contribution to a discussion…

The Poison of the Novus Ordo “Mass”:
Catholic Theology refutes Neo-Trad Bloggers

Novus Ordo Missae: The Modernist Worship Service in Action
image: pixabay.com (Susan Wolf) / public domain

If you want to have a stellar example of the warped theology and mental gymnastics you have to embrace in Neo-Traditionalist Wonderland, look no further than the issues being discussed by Mundabor and Louie Verrecchio on whether the “New Mass” (Novus Ordo Missae of Paul VI) is evil and/or sinful to attend. There we have two individuals who use Catholic principles very selectively and/or turn a blind eye to what is right in front of them, in order not to have to embrace that which would otherwise follow necessarily: Sedevacantism.… READ MORE

Liturgical Mayhem in Poland

It’s Wojtyla Land, that explains it…

Liturgical Mayhem in Poland

If some things are better left uncommented, this would have to be one of them. The video below is a liturgical disaster on Gaudete Sunday (Third Sunday of Advent) in a Novus Ordo parish in Katowice, Poland. This is perfect to show anyone who thinks that Modernist chaos liturgies are confined to the United States, Germany, and Austria. It is not so.

In case you’re wondering why the “Pope” isn’t doing anything about this sort of thing, that’s because… umm… well… see this link here.

We recall that when the same “Pope” Francis proceeded to declare Karol Wojtyla a “saint” — the Polish superstar who invented extravagant “papal” liturgies — the hideous Crucifix of Cevo, dedicated to John Paul II, collapsed and killed a pilgrim who was on his way to the “canonization”.… READ MORE

“Night of Lights” Profanes Catholic Church Building

Worshipping God in church is so pre-Vatican II…

“Night of Lights” Profanes Catholic Church Building

“They have set fire to thy sanctuary: they have defiled the dwelling place of thy name on the earth.” (Ps 73:7)

Watching this 14-minute video above will send shivers down your spine. Once more a traditional Catholic church building — you know, the kind built by Catholics for the sake of adoring God Almighty in the Most Blessed Sacrament — has been abused by the Novus Ordo Sect for anything other than Catholic worship. In the above clip, what you see is a presentation of Nacht der Lichter (“Night of Lights”) in St.… READ MORE

How (Not) to Celebrate “Mass”: Francis in Wonder-Land

Caution: Bergoglio gives Liturgical Advice…

How (Not) to Celebrate “Mass”:
Francis in “Wonder”-Land

And now, another post from our “You can’t make this stuff up” department:

On February 19, 2015, “Pope” Francis hosted a two-hour meeting with the clergy of Rome, during which he advised them, among other things, on how to properly celebrate “Mass” (i.e. the 1969 Modernist worship service known as the Novus Ordo Missae of Paul VI). As you can probably imagine, he tried to steer a middle course — so as to look “moderate” — between “rigid” and “sloppy”:

The Pope combined two subjects in his introduction: homiletics (“Homilies are a challenge for all priests”) and the ars celebrandi, that is the art of celebrating, which aims to “restore the fascinating beauty” and “the awe one feels when one encounters God”.

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Communion Chaos at Francis’ Mega “Mass” in Manila

Would Popcorn distribution have looked any different?

Communion Chaos at Francis’ Mega “Mass” in Philippines

“The Body of Christ”…

It is now 2015, and the Francis Show continues unabated. In Manila, the capital of the Philippines, Francis celebrated the Novus Ordo worship service for a reported crowd of 6-7 million people, on January 18, an event which has already been tagged as the fifth-largest gathering in human history. Of course, the Novus Ordo religion being what it is, it was a given that such a “mega Mass” had to include distribution of what purports to be Holy Communion to the enormous number of attendees.… READ MORE

Elvis Lives… He’s a Novus Ordo Priest!

Because there’s just not enough sacrilege in the world…

Elvis lives…
He’s a Novus Ordo Priest!

There’s nothing so worldly, so low, so foul, so indecent, so sacrilegious, so inappropriate that you can’t find it somewhere in the Novus Ordo Sect. Here are two examples of Novus Ordo “priests” who impersonate Elvis Presley (1935-1977), that paragon of Faith and virtue whose first name, quite appropriately, rhymes with “pelvis”.

In the first clip, you are being introduced to Norbert Fink, a Novus Ordo presbyter from Germany who performs as Elvis after hours — sometimes for the very couple whose wedding he officiated earlier the same day:

But if you think that’s wild, just wait till you see the second clip.… READ MORE

The Eucharistic Prayers of the New Mass vs. the Roman Canon

New Mass vs. True Mass

New Eucharistic Prayers:
False History, Hippie Theology

See Also:
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False History, Hippie Theology: The Eucharistic Prayers of the New Mass

New Mass vs. True Mass:

New Eucharistic Prayers:
False History, Hippie Theology

See Also:

… READ MORE

Hip Hop & Fog Machines: Steubenville meets Life Teen

Behold the “Catholics” of tomorrow…

Hip Hop & Fog Machines:
Steubenville Meets Life Teen

Spiritual, theological, and liturgical chaos is infallibly certain when attending an event sponsored by either the Franciscan University of Steubenville or “Life Teen”, the Novus Ordo Sect’s flagship youth outreach program. So what happens if you put the two together?

Then you get…well…this:

It is horrible to witness these dear youngsters being subjected to this pretense of Catholicism. They are the most vulnerable victims of the shenanigans the Modernists have been perpetrating for decades on guileless souls. In the Modernist system, religion is essentially a matter of personal “experience” and “encounter”, in which you are supposed to “feel” God’s holy Presence.… READ MORE

Blase Cupich, Enemy of Christ

“By their fruits you shall know them…” (Mt 7:16)

Blase Cupich, Enemy of Christ

The following photo is taken from the Catholic Conclave blog, which provides excellent video and pictorial evidence of the catastrophic state the Novus Ordo Church is in. The picture shows St. Turibius chapel at the Pontifical College Josephinum in Columbus, Ohio, before and after the rector, Mr. Blase Cupich, took his axe to it.

[UPDATE 08-SEP-2017: For the sake of truth and fairness we must point out that water damage may have required the mural to be painted over in 1989. However, the entire sanctuary was trashed, not merely the mural painted over with a depressing grey.]… READ MORE

Aachen Cathedral used as Storage for Christmas Cakes

All you need is loaves…

Aachen Cathedral used as Storage for Christmas Cakes

Since Catholic church buildings are no longer being used for Catholic worship, the Modernist authorities of the Novus Ordo Sect have decided that they might as well use them for something else — such as food storage. As the above video clip shows, 1,200 loaves of Stollen, a delectable Christmas cake of German tradition, are currently being stored in the Cathedral of Aachen, Germany, which is dedicated to the Mother of God. The loaves will remain there, right inside the St. Michael chapel, until they have aged a little and are ready for pre-Christmas sale.… READ MORE

How much Madness is in you? Novus Ordo Altar Boy Video Ad

“Madness” is right…

How Much Madness Is In You?
A Novus Ordo Altar Boy Advertisement

Whether it be tap-dancing priests, rocking nuns, happy-clappy religious, monks-gone-wild, outrageous “youth masses”, liturgical absurdistan, stupid and effeminate liturgical choreography, sacrilegious harlem shakes, show-your-tattoo masses, or any other sort of ridiculous, impious, or blasphemous aberration under the label of “Catholic”, the Novus Ordo Sect offers it with glee and impunity.

The following video shows what is supposed to be an advertisement for being an altar boy in a Novus Ordo parish in Germany (parish web site here).… READ MORE

The Great Comparison: Traditional Latin Mass vs. New Mass

He who has eyes to see, let him see…

The Great Comparison: The Traditional Latin Mass vs. the New “Mass” of Paul VI (1969)

The following video provides a sobering audio-visual comparison between the Holy Catholic Mass of the ages — aka the “Traditional Latin Mass” — and the 1969 Novus Ordo Missae promulgated by the False Pope Paul VI, a rite that even then-“Cardinal” Ratzinger admitted was a “banal on-the-spot product” yet which he claimed later as “Pope” Benedict XVI was “one and the same rite” with its Traditional Latin counterpart.

Not only does Paul VI’s Novus Ordo Missae (“New Order of Mass”) represent a substantial change in Catholic belief and practice, it is also definitely invalid in most vernacular tongues, specifically in English, as was proved as early as 1968 — even one year before it was imposed as an official rite — by the late Patrick Henry Omlor (+2013).… READ MORE

MUST-SEE: St. Jacob “Catholic” Chapel in Austria

“I can’t believe it’s not Catholic!”

St. Jacob “Catholic” Chapel

No, this isn’t an ugly public restroom, it is a lot worse: This is St. Jacob’s Novus Ordo cemetery chapel in Bad Kleinkirchheim, Austria. This building, located in the diocese of Gurk, was perpetrated by Thomas Hoke, Ed Hoke, and Armin Guerino. The local “bishop” responsible for this blasphemous disaster is Mr. Alois Schwarz, the same Modernist layman-in-bishop’s-clothing under whose watch the infernal “Sounds Effects Mass” is held every year.

We’re purposely showing you only the front view of this “church”, because if you don’t like it, we’re pretty sure you don’t want to see the back. … READ MORE