A “Fun Church” Update…

Oh Joy! Meet the “Happy” Nuns

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One of the things the head of the Vatican II Sect, Jorge Bergoglio (“Pope Francis”), has been prattling on about endlessly since his election in 2013 is for people to be “docile to the Holy Spirit” and embrace His alleged “unexpected newness” and constantly exude some unspecified “joy” that supposedly gives “witness”, while at the same time denouncing those evil doom-and-gloom Catholics who who allegedly only use their minds and not their “hearts” in religious matters (see, for example, Francis’ sermon of May 13, 2014).… READ MORE

Surprise, Surprise…

“The Voice of Italy”: Suor Cristina Wins Contest

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Just put on your surprise face and act like you didn’t see it coming — the rocking Novus Ordo nun Suor Cristina(“Sister Cristina”) has won the song contest The Voice of Italy, in which she had been competing since March. You can watch the rock’n’roll song she performed here:

The same night (June 5, 2014), she also sang a duet with her “coach”, the atheist rapper J-Ax, which you can watch here:

We’ve already said all that needs to be said about this. See our prior blog posts, linked below, for the full story with commentary that is uncompromisingly and authentically Catholic regarding this sad, infuriating, sacrilegious, and blasphemous spectacle.… READ MORE

How low can she go?…

Now it’s getting Dirty: Sr. Cristina belts out “Dirty Dancing” Hit Song The Time of My Life

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Another Wednesday, another scandalous performance by the would-be pop star “Suor Cristina”, the Sicilian Novus Ordo sister who has been making a mockery of the religious life on the Italian television program The Voice of Italy. In her semi-final performance on May 28, 2014, Cristina Scuccia reached a new low by singing and dancing the 1987 hit (I’ve Had) The Time of My Life by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes.… READ MORE

Sr. Cristina’s Profanation on Steroids…

Now it’s Hard Rock / Metal:
Suor Cristina rocks Bon Jovi’s 
Livin’ on a Prayer

Well, we told you so, didn’t we? But at first we were being denounced as having no sense, no compassion, no love, no true Christian spirit because of our severe criticism of this possibly possessed woman known as Suor Cristina of Sicily. When she first started dancing and singing various pop tunes, despite supposedly being a Catholic nun, you knew it wouldn’t stay there. After Girls Just Want to Have FunFlashdance… What a Feeling and Can’t Get You out of My Head, Cristina is now rocking Bon Jovi’s 1986 hit Livin’ on a Prayer.… READ MORE

More of that Vatican II “Joy”…

Party Time!
Suggestive Reggae Dancing in Church

It’s party time, everyone! Follow the “Laptop Priest”, “Fr.” Mario Salvadori of St. Joseph the Worker parish in Thornhill, Ontario, and engage in some cool, “joyful” dancing to music provided by Protestant reggae artist Christafari! Yeah, swing those hips, baby! Christ will love it! So Mary-like and edifying! Promotes purity, modesty, and virtue! Oooh, such jooooy! Make that “Fr.” Stan Fortuna jealous! YEAH! AWESOME! We all goin’ to Jamehhca!

[END SARCASM]

This clip demonstrates, once more, that the Vatican II Religion has nothing to do with the Catholic religion founded by our Lord Jesus Christ and proclaimed faithfully by the true Catholic Church until the death of the last known true Pope, Pius XII (d.… READ MORE

She’s so unusual…

Nuns Just Want to Have Fun

While true Catholics all over the world were recollectedly observing Holy Week, the last week of the Lenten season, which specifically commemorates our Lord Jesus Christ’s last week on earth and His sacred Passion, the infamous Novus Ordo rocking nun Suor Cristina (Sister Cristina Scuccia) returned to the secular talent show The Voice of Italy for the next round in the singing competition.

In this latest performance, broadcast on April 16, 2014, Suor Cristina belted out Cyndi Lauper’s 1983 hit Girls Just Want To Have Fun. She sang and danced in a duet with another contestant, who was dressed like a whore and shared the stage with her.… READ MORE

Only in the Novus Ordo…

You Have Reached: Liturgical Absurdistan

There are some cases where comments are either not necessary or not possible. In this case, it is both:

This is some “liturgical performance” on Maundy Thursday at Maria-Geburt-Kirche (Nativity of Mary Church) in Aschaffenburg, Germany. The idiocy took place on Holy Thursday 2013 for the washing of the feet.

Led by a presbyter who celebrates the “Liturgy of the Bread”, Nativity of Mary Church is so Modernist that the demons themselves must be in disbelief over their success. The sacrament of confession there has been replaced by a psychological therapy session.… READ MORE

More on the ‘Sicilian Idol’…

Rocking Nun Suor Cristina: A Follow-Up

You’ve been living under a rock — no pun intended — if you haven’t yet heard about “Sister” Cristina Scuccia, the Novus Ordo nun that appeared on The Voice of Italy‘s talent contest on March 19, singing and dancing in a profane manner to the Alicia Keys song No One. This blog post is a follow-up to our original post covering the scandal, Suor Cristina: Novus Ordo Nun’s Got Talent.

It is quite disheartening, but not really surprising, that among Novus Ordos (“modern Catholics”) so far almost all of the reaction to this we have seen was positive.… READ MORE

Christ’s Sacrifice as the Punch Line of a Joke…

Bergoglio Jokes about Our Lord’s Crucifixion

In 2010, authors Sergio Rubin and Francesca Ambrogetti published the book El Jesuita: Conversaciones con el Cardenal Jorge Bergoglio, SJ [“The Jesuit: Conversations with Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio, SJ”], in which the then-“Archbishop” of Buenos Aires speaks about his life, his work, and his spirituality, and answers questions presented by the authors.

After Bergoglio’s election as “Pope” of the “Catholic Church,” that is, as head of the Modernist Vatican II Sect, an English translation of the book appeared under the title Pope Francis: His Life in His Own Words.

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You can’t make this stuff up…

Bergoglio’s Rocker: Buenos Aires Rocker “Priest” has Endorsement from “Pope” Francis

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Cesar Scicchitano is the name of a 49-year-old Argentinian Novus Ordo priest who is the frontman of the heavy-metal band Los Pecadores (“The Sinners”). While such is by no means an unusual occurrence in Novus Ordo Land, this one comes with an added twist: “Father” Cesar’s undertaking has the explicit blessing of Jorge Bergoglio, the man otherwise known as “Pope Francis.” And that’s just the beginning.

According to a report published by the The China Post, Scicchitano has been friends with Francis for nearly twenty years.… READ MORE

Let Us Spray?

Vatican Lauds ‘SuperFrank’!

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The Associated Press reported on Jan. 28, 2014:

It wasn’t enough that Pope Francis was named Time magazine’s Person of the Year – or that he fronted this week’s Rolling Stone magazine. Now there’s SuperPope graffiti sprouting up around the Vatican.

The white caped crusader appeared on a wall just off Borgo Pio, a tiny cobble-stoned street near St Peter’s Square. In typical superhero fashion, Francis’ right fist is thrust in the air, leading him in flight, while his left clutches his black satchel. “Valores,” or values in Spanish, is written across it.

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High Five, Francis!

Dude, Man, just Awesome! Like, the coolest Pope ever!

High Five, Francis!

Today, Dec. 21, Francis gave his first “Christmas Greeting” address to the Roman Curia. We recall that not too long ago, a “gay lobby” had been identified there. What has Francis’ handling of this matter amounted to so far? Essentially, three things: (1) a disingenuous “Who am I to judge?”; (2) Appointing a publicly-exposed Sodomite as head of the Vatican Bank and leaving him in place after the scandal was known; (3) telling people to “stop gossiping.” The latter was once again emphasized today in his address to the curia.

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More “Catholic” Youth Outreach…

“God’s Party” Hits Italy

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[from Tradition In Action; with minor edits by Novus Ordo Watch]

The ‘Christotheque’ arrives in Italy: an image of Hell

Producing mixed sentiments of torment, fear and elation, the “Christotheque” – the “Catholic” version of the discotheque – has arrived in Italy. To the hypnotic beat of heavy metal, set with the lyrics of Psalms, thousands of youths deliver themselves to the frenetic spell of rock ‘n roll.

They dance-jive in an atmosphere of orgy in the darkened auditorium, machine-gunned by lights that change by the second, flashing in different colors and producing illusory impressions such as the hellish fire shown above.

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Condemned by Pope St. Pius X, endorsed by Bergoglio…

He Likes to Tango 
“Pope” Francis Loves Immoral Dance

The more you dig into the past of Jorge Mario Bergoglio – the man the world now calls “Pope Francis” – the more incredible things you find, things that make it very apparent that the man is not a Roman Catholic and has no Catholic sense for anything.

If you’ve wondered why the neo-conservative, faux-traditionalist apologists for the Vatican II Church, such as Michael Voris, Tim Haines, the Rev. John Zuhlsdorf, etc., haven’t exactly been volunteering loads and loads of raw information on just who the new “Pope” is – something you’d expect them to do for a newly-elected “Vicar of Christ” – it’s probably because the information to be found reveals a less-than-laudable picture of the man, a picture they wish to keep hidden from you.… READ MORE