News Digest May 13, 2014

Novus Ordo Watch NEWS DIGEST
May 13, 2014

Rocking Nuns & School Girls at “Catholic” School in Poland

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Sedevacantism For Dummies: ‘Pope’ Francis Edition

Satire that hits home…

Sedevacantism For Dummies!

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We had said before that “Pope” Francis is a walking copy of Sedevacantism for Dummies, so we decided to create this spoofed cover. For all of those who are terribly offended at this, please keep in mind the nature and purpose of satire: to draw attention to something that is wrong or evil by the use of humor, irony, or exaggeration.

In this case, there is not too much exaggeration actually. In fact — and this is what makes this spoofed cover so funny — every single item mentioned is grounded in fact, in something that has actually happened.… READ MORE

Bergoglio has Nothing to Lose — Like the Papacy, for example

Can’t lose what you never had…

Bergoglio Has Nothing to Lose
…Like the Papacy, for Example

by Rev. Anthony Cekada

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That skullcap was never his anyway!

SINCE JORGE MARIO BERGOGLIO’S election in March 2013, I’ve heard from more and more traditional Catholics who are starting to wonder whether sedevacantism might now be the only coherent way to explain the state of affairs in the post-Vatican II church. As I noted in a post late last year:

“After all, how can you reconcile the countless outrageous public statements that Bergoglio has made (no Catholic God, who am I to judge, doctrinal security is not possible, proselytism is nonsense, etc.)

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Sister Cristina performs “Flashdance… What a Feeling!”

Being’s Believing!

Suor Cristina Performs Flashdance… What a Feeling! & Can’t get you out of my Head

Sister Cristina Scuccia’s abominable, disgraceful spectacle — which some dare call “evangelization” — continues, apparently with no end in sight, and now it’s getting really raunchy: In the above two video clips, the Novus Ordo “Fun Nun” Suor Cristina, whose treasure is obviously in this world rather than in the other (cf. Lk 6:45; Mt 6:21; Col 3:1), sings the famous What a Feeling! of Irene Cara, the theme song of the indecent 1983 movie Flashdance, which tells the story of a stripper’s dancing career and her affair with a married man.… READ MORE

Kasper: Francis dismissed Cardinal’s Warning of Heresies in my Book

Reality Check for delusional “Conservatives”…

Kasper: ‘Francis shrugged off Cardinal’s Warning about Heresies in my Book’

Just as the usual “conservative” Novus Ordo pundits are having a field day with the CDF’s Modernist “Cardinal” Gerhard Muller thundering against the even-more-Modernist American Leadership Conference of Women Religious (LCWR), one of Francis’ star theologians, the apostate “Cardinal” Walter Kasper, comes out swinging:

In many ways, Kasper may better reflect Francis’ outlook than the crackdown on U.S. nuns launched by the Vatican’s doctrinal office. Just as Francis has downplayed the focus on rule-following and hot-button issues in an effort to widen the church’s appeal, Kasper has pushed the importance of pastoral flexibility and realism in walking with Catholics throughout their imperfect lives.

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Francis & Homosexuality: A Review of Disturbing Facts

The problem that just won’t go away…

Francis & Homosexuality:
A Review of Disturbing Facts

The video above was posted on GloriaTV, a conservative Novus Ordo video and news portal. The accompanying video description provides additional information.

Though many in the Novus Ordo would prefer to ignore this unpleasant topic, it is one that must be looked at most closely. This is the man in charge of the Vatican II Church, which practically everyone on the planet believes is the Pope of the Catholic Church. The scandal is beyond measure, and, to make matters worse, chances are that under “Who-am-I-to-judge?”… READ MORE

For Fear of the Jews: The Novus Ordo Good Friday Prayer

John 7:13 all over again…

“For Fear of the Jews”:
The Novus Ordo Good Friday Prayer

The Roman Catholic Church, in her loving kindness and care, having been entrusted by the Son of God with the mission to preach the Gospel and convert all men to the true Faith (see Mk 16:15-16), greatly desires the salvation of all people. Knowing that man was not made for this world, but for eternal beatitude in Heaven, she lovingly seeks to detach him from the state of sin he finds himself in and lift him up to the life of Faith and virtue through the grace merited by our Lord Jesus Christ, who declared: “I am the way, and the truth, and the life.… READ MORE

Sinister & Sacrilegious: Sound Effects “Mass”!

Sinister liturgies for a sinister religion…

Sound Effects “Mass”!
The Novus Ordo “Mass” in candlelight with only whispers and special sound effects — straight from hell!

The Novus Ordo Church in Austria has done it again! Just when you thought it can’t get any worse, that everything’s already been tried, that all the wickedness of hell has already been released, they come up with something new and even worse than before. “Clown Mass” is so last millennium! Here comes the Geräuschmesse — “Sound Effects Mass”!

Watch the above video in absolute shock and horror as the entire Novus Ordo liturgy is performed in near-total darkness, with the “priest” and lectors whispering, repeating various phrases, speaking and moving slowly.… READ MORE

“Saint” John Paul II? A Catholic Reality Check

An Eye-Opening Reality Check…

The “Canonization” of John Paul II:
A Catholic Perspective

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Novus Ordo Watch is pleased to present this eye-opening, meticulously-documented research paper, which shows the absurdity and impossibility of the idea that Karol Wojtyla, “Pope John Paul II,” is a Roman Catholic saint. Divided into several parts, this essay first expounds the Catholic understanding of sainthood and the authority and infallibility of canonizations, and then proceeds to examine the case of John Paul II in particular.

Written for a popular audience in an easy-to-follow style, this article presents the Catholic teaching from solid traditional catechisms and other reliable Catholic authorities, rather than from complex or specialized theological treatises.

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Party Time! Suggestive Reggae Dancing in Church

More of that Vatican II “Joy”…

Party Time!
Suggestive Reggae Dancing in Church

It’s party time, everyone! Follow the “Laptop Priest”, “Fr.” Mario Salvadori of St. Joseph the Worker parish in Thornhill, Ontario, and engage in some cool, “joyful” dancing to music provided by Protestant reggae artist Christafari! Yeah, swing those hips, baby! Christ will love it! So Mary-like and edifying! Promotes purity, modesty, and virtue! Oooh, such jooooy! Make that “Fr.” Stan Fortuna jealous! YEAH! AWESOME! We all goin’ to Jamehhca!

[END SARCASM]

This clip demonstrates, once more, that the Vatican II Religion has nothing to do with the Catholic religion founded by our Lord Jesus Christ and proclaimed faithfully by the true Catholic Church until the death of the last known true Pope, Pius XII (d.… READ MORE

The Crucifix of Cevo: Its Connection with John Paul II & Paul VI

A Follow-Up to the Deadly Collapse

The Crucifix of Cevo:
Its Connection with John Paul II and Paul VI

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After the collapse of the hideous Crucifix of Cevo that killed a 21-year-old Italian hiker, Chiesa Viva has republished an article by Fr. Luigi Villa about the event at which the crucifix was originally used, on September 20, 1998, led by John Paul II, who glorified Paul VI.

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She’s back: Sr. Cristina Sings “Hero”

She’s baack!

Suor Cristina Returns with Mariah Carey’s Hero

Okay, this is getting old. You know the story. Sister Cristina, the 25-year-old Novus Ordo girl who really wants to be a secular singing sensation rather than a Roman Catholic nun, has returned to the Italian talent show The Voice of Italy. In the video above, the latest clip to be released, she sings Mariah Carey’s 1993 song Hero (information on the song here). Unlike the prior two songs with which she starred (No One and Girls Just Want to Have Fun), this one is a ballad and has the audience swaying.… READ MORE

Man Crushed by John Paul II Crucifix days before “Canonization”

Days before the “Canonization” of John Paul II – an omen?

Man Crushed to Death by Distorted Crucifix Dedicated to John Paul II

image: Luca Giarelli / CC-BY-SA 3.0

LAST UPDATED 12-JUL-2019

The British paper The Telegraph is reporting that a 21-year-old hiker by the name of Marco Gusmini has died after a large distorted crucifix suddenly snapped and crushed him as he was enjoying a picnic with friends right underneath it. The Modernist crucifix had been created for the 1998 visit of the false “Pope” John Paul II to Brescia in Northern Italy, but has since been transferred to the nearby village of Cevo.… READ MORE

News Digest Apr. 24, 2014

Novus Ordo Watch NEWS DIGEST
April 24, 2014

More Pseudo-Liturgical Idiocy from Novus Ordo Land

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Francis phones “Remarried” Adulteress, says she can receive “Communion”

‘Chaos Frank’ Strikes Again…

Argentine Adulteress claims Francis told her OK to receive Holy Communion — Vatican Won’t Confirm OR Deny


Cold-Call Frank is at it again…

LAST UPDATED 24-APR-14 19:39 GMT

Since the original breaking of this story in the English-speaking world on April 23, a few developments have transpired. Here is some additional information and some updates:

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