Why you’re not Novus Ordo anymore… Example No. 12,804,229

Priceless dance performance in ultimate Novus Ordo parish…

Why you’re not Novus Ordo anymore
(Example No. 12,804,229)

Theater of the Absurd at Nativity of Mary church in Aschaffenburg, Germany

This just in from Germany: The notorious ‘Nativity of Mary’ (Maria Geburt) parish in Aschaffenburg, home of the craziest liturgical and extra-liturgical spectacles, recently featured a dance performance of which they have now shared three brief video clips.

What you are about to see is so whacko that it rivals the ‘Ash Wednesday of Artists’ shrieking performance in a Cologne basilica in 2019. Please proceed with caution.

To be clear: This did not take place as part of a ‘Mass’ — but it was inside the church, where they usually gather for their ‘Eucharistic celebration’.… READ MORE

Eco-Religion: “Earth Altar” installed at Novus Ordo Parish in Germany

For a “new bond with the earth”…

Eco-Religion: “Earth Altar” installed at Novus Ordo Parish in Germany

The notorious Novus Ordo parish of Maria Geburt (“Nativity of Mary”) in Aschaffenburg, Germany, has done it again.

This past Oct. 3, while Roman Catholics were celebrating the Feast of St. Therese of Lisieux and the Nineteenth Sunday after Pentecost, pastor Markus Krauth was celebrating something else at this former, and formerly gorgeous, Catholic church.

Officially, it was the German Erntedankfest, an annual feast of thanksgiving to God for the harvest that is commemorated also liturgically. Krauth decided to commemorate it as Erdedankfest, meaning he replaced the word for “harvest” (Ernte) with the word for “earth” (Erde).… READ MORE

How NOT to sway souls: Novus Ordo Parish in Germany installs “Pentecost Swing”

How not to sway souls…

Novus Ordo Parish in Germany installs “Pentecost Swing”

The Vatican II religion in full, uh, swing…

One of the biggest liturgical loony bins on the planet is the Novus Ordo church of Maria Geburt (“Nativity of Mary”) in Aschaffenburg, Germany. It is infamous for its absurd, bizarre, idiotic, and even explicitly blasphemous liturgical theater.

Since the average German “Catholic” is incredibly bored by the Novus Ordo liturgical act, some kind of entertainment is occasionally introduced in order to keep people in the game. That, at least, appears to be the reasoning behind the shenanigans at Maria Geburt.… READ MORE

Send in the Clowns: Liturgical Theater of the Absurd in Germany

Liturgical freak show in Land of Luther…

Send in the Clowns:
Liturgical Theater of the Absurd in Germany

The infamous Nativity of Mary (Maria Geburt) parish in Aschaffenburg, Germany, has done it again.

On Sunday, July 5, its pastor, Mr. Markus Krauth, uploaded three videos showing who-knows-what going on in his wreckovated church, apparently either before or during “Mass”. The spectacle is so absurd, you have to see it to believe it. Don’t speak German? Don’t worry — those who do, won’t understand what’s going on either:

In case the videos won’t play embedded in this post, you can watch them directly on YouTube here: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3.… READ MORE

Oh Happy Day! More Novus Ordo Buffoonery in the Land of Luther

Why you’re not Novus Ordo anymore, reason no. 741

Oh Happy Day!
More Novus Ordo Buffoonery in the Land of Luther

What part of the ‘Mass’ was that again where a clown hides under a table covered in garbage bags?

In case you needed a reminder for why you’re not Novus Ordo anymore, today we present to you a double whammy from the notorious Nativity of Mary Church (Maria Geburt) in Aschaffenburg, Germany, of ‘New Pentecost’ infamy. It is useless to attempt to describe the pseudo-liturgical shenanigans, so we won’t even try. You’ll simply have to watch:

In case the videos won’t play embedded, you can watch them on YouTube directly by clicking here and here.… READ MORE

Happy New Pentecost!

It’s the feast of the spirit of Vatican II!

Happy New Pentecost!

Some things are so absurd that it is best to leave them uncommented — photos and videos speak eloquently enough. The liturgical loony bin of Maria Geburt (Nativity of Mary) Church in Aschaffenburg, Germany, is such a case.

In 2013, the pastor of the church, Mr. Markus Krauth, published a video clip showing a “liturgical performance” for the feast of Pentecost. Few people will be able to endure this to the very end:

For those who were inspired by this profound spiritual experience, we also have a “Pentecost dance” from the same perish parish:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9anuLQtUNs… READ MORE