News Digest August 17, 2015

Novus Ordo Watch NEWS DIGEST
August 17, 2015

• The Lamentations of Francis: “It hurts me in my Soul when I see Deforestation to plant Soy”! — You can’t make this stuff up… Well, heck, at least he finally mentions the word “soul” for once…
• Some people are right even when they’re wrong! London Newspaper called John Paul II “Non-Catholic” instead of “Non-Italian” — A Freudian slip? Or the Holy Ghost at work?!
• If you’re still Novus Ordo, this is where your money is going in the United States: “Catholic Campaign for Human Development” gives $65,000 to Group Led by Donor to Pro-Abortion and Pro-Sodomite Causes — Look, if you’re not yet ready to quit the Vatican II Sect, okay, but please, at least stop funding the beast!
• DESPERATE: Italian Novus Ordo Priest now PAYING couples to have more children and getting them baptized! — We can already envision problems at the baptismal ceremony: “What do you ask of the church?” — “Money! … Uh…. uh…. Faith!”
• Hegelian Horse Manure: “Pope Francis: The Need for New Keys of Interpretation” — Funny how all these “hermeneutical keys” were never needed to understand the Pope or the Church before Vatican II…
• Don’t you hate it when that happens? Michael Voris’ “Hero Bishop” Athanasius Schneider gives Quasi-Endorsement of Society of St. Pius X
• This is why we call them ChurchDisneyland: ChurchMilitant deliberately misreports story about ‘Bp.’ Athanasius Schneider’s Quasi-Approval of SSPX
• Mr. Morlino of Wisconsin warns people about the SSPX — He’s Mr. Zuhlsdorf’s “Bishop”…
• It’s going to be a theological bloodbath in October: Closed-Door Discussions are published, Synod Storm gathers
• It is pitiful that the SSPX gets so chipper every time a Modernist recognizes them as Catholic — What does that say about them?
• Karol & Friends: John Paul II and his Noahide Religion at Vatican Exhibit
• Renew America columnist asks: “Is the Pope Catholic”? — More and more people are noticing that something is seriously wrong… By the way, the SSPX/resistance position answer this question essentially with, “No, but so what?!”
• In case you haven’t seen enough of him yet: Full Movie about Life of “Pope” Francis to be released – Watch Trailer here
• Just what we need: More “Adaptation” of Church Teaching to the Local Culture! — Yeah, let’s try something new for a change!
• He must have had nothing to do, so he called up another radio station: Hey, Youngsters, Francis wants you to DREAM BIG!
• Welcome to Switzerland: “Bishop” Huonder accused of Incitement of Violence against Homos for quoting Sacred Scripture, while “Bishop” Buchel says Bible is wrong, Sodomy is okay!
• Come on, don’t be so hard-hearted! It’s time to give the Sacraments to Unrepentant Kidnappers!
• Blasting Blase: Chicago’s Arch-Dirtbag Blase Cupich says we should be “no less appalled” at suffering through Unemployment than at babies being hacked to death and their organs sold — Blase, just take off the costume and go back to the Satanic-Masonic Lodge you came from!
• Francis reminds you that his church’s doors are always wide open: “No Closed Doors! No Closed Doors!”So, remember, you can leave at any time — the doors are open!
• This is the kind of man that makes it to the rank of “Abbot” in the Novus Ordo Sect: The Thoughts of a “Progressive” Swiss Abbot on Marriage and Homosexuality
• Houston, we have a problem: American-Canadian “Latin Mass Society” of the Novus Ordo Sect explicitly promotes Obedience to Satan
• More on the same so-called “Latin Mass Society”: An Occult Connection? Making the Eye of Horus is a great way to promote…heck, just what are they promoting?! Or are they just imitating their “Saint Pope”?
• Welcome to Cuba: “Pope to lead Havana Mass next to Che Guevara Portrait” — Great Idea! A Spiritual Mass Murderer next to a Bodily Mass Murderer…
• Nothing says “Pope Francis is coming to the U.S.” more than an illegal immigrant proudly helping to prepare the visit and then complaining about the great injustice done to him!
• Voice of the Family: Synod Preparatory Document “poses a very real Danger to the Family” — Just like the entire Vatican II Church poses a very real danger to the Roman Catholic Faith — in other words, it’s business as usual!
• The usual — Novus Ordo bishop first resists, then caves under pressue: Transgender “Catholic” permitted as Godparent — It is not known whether this man is to be considered the godfather or godmother — please excuse us for thinking in such exclusionary and hateful heteronormative categories!
• That’s it: If we could all just WRITE TO FRANCIS! That’s the solution!
• Louie Verrecchio slams Francis for “a heapin’ helpin’ of Jorge’s happy horse manure” — This is how “traditionalists” in the Novus Ordo Sect talk about the person they supposedly believe is the Vicar of Christ… But at least the substance of his critique is right on the money!
• No way! “Vice Pope” Maradiaga leads Conference attacking Catholic Teaching ahead of Synod
• Reason #872 Not to be Novus Ordo: It’s the Religion of MARK SHEA! — If there’s one man that can be counted on to take the wrong position on something, it’s this American full-time pseudo-Catholic
• It was about time! Church in Spain offers Free WiFi, Coffee among other perks for “busy” Modern Man — Hey, gotta stay relevant, and since the substance of the Novus Ordo Faith is rather bland (cf. Mt 5:13)…
• Paraguayan Opus Dei “Bishop” Rogelio Livieres Plano removed by Mr. Bergoglio dies at age 69
• Recognize and Resist? Forget it, says Jesuit Leader: The Time for Resisting Change in the Church is over
• Great gift idea! DVD set now available for newbies: “Sedevacantism: A Primer” — This will be a great tool to introduce people to sedevacantism. Give someone a copy and ask them for their feedback — you might just help save a soul
• Don’t you hate it when that happens? News Spinner Michael Voris has an “Amazing Grace” Problem — Michael, if you want to be spared this sort of embarrassment in the future, here’s an idea: Report the Facts and the Truth, not just what fits your own views and make it look like the “Pope” agrees with you…
• Well, at least one man has had enough of his pseudo-shepherds and their false Eco Religion: Man erupts during diocesan Climate Change meeting, denounces Naturalist Pseudo-Catholic Religion
• What’s up with that “Focolare Movement”? The Dangerous Panreligion of Chiara Lubich — coming to you straight from the Vatican II Fruit Basket…
• “Great Renewal” Update: Jesuit “Mass” in Los Angeles
• Novus Ordo Field Trip! As “Archbishop” of Buenos Aires, Jorge Bergoglio took his “Priests” to learn about their alleged “Jewish Roots”
• Watch out! Novus Ordo “Conservative” ahead! “Cardinal” O’Malley: ‘If I were founding a Church, I’d love to have Women Priests’ — And now we know why God founded the Church Himself and didn’t let Mr. O’Malley do it…
• Get your Surprise Face ready: In case you were wondering where Francis’ Doctrine the “New Mercy” comes from…
• Surprise! Francis picks “Archbishop” Blase Cupich to attend Synod on the Family in October
• Trying to figure out your vocation? Great radio show: Traditional Catholics, Courtship, and the Single Life
• Just look at your own risk: A Closer Look at the New “Archbishop” of Chicago, Mr. Blase Cupich
• Why Catholics cannot be Vital Organ Donors — unless, of course, it’s a pipe organ!
• “Poprah”: The Francis Show now with Hollywood Celebrities “to improve both the Church’s influence on Western culture” (wink, wink!)