Sinister sounds, creepy candlelight, and wicked whispers!

Noises from Hell: “Sound Effects Mass” in Austria

Look creepy to you? Wait till you hear it!

Attenion Novus Ordo adherents!

Tired of that ho-hum, run-of-the-mill Novus Ordo liturgy?

The diocese of Gurk, Austria, can help: Once a year its Heart of Jesus parish in Klagenfurt-Welzenegg conducts a Geräuschmesse — a “Sound Effects Mass”!

What is that, you ask? Words could never succeed in describing it. You have to experience it. Here are some videos of the last few years, beginning in 2012:

So, don’t delay: Attend an Austrian Geräuschmesse and experience the fury of hell like never before!… READ MORE

Sinister liturgies for a sinister religion…

Sound Effects “Mass”!
The Novus Ordo “Mass” in candlelight with only whispers and special sound effects — straight from hell!

The Novus Ordo Church in Austria has done it again! Just when you thought it can’t get any worse, that everything’s already been tried, that all the wickedness of hell has already been released, they come up with something new and even worse than before. “Clown Mass” is so last millennium! Here comes the Geräuschmesse — “Sound Effects Mass”!

Watch the above video in absolute shock and horror as the entire Novus Ordo liturgy is performed in near-total darkness, with the “priest” and lectors whispering, repeating various phrases, speaking and moving slowly.… READ MORE