“Improving Women’s Sex Lives” Conference comes to Vatican’s Augustinian Institute

“Theology of the Body” on Steroids…

NO JOKE:
Gynecologist Conference on Improving Women’s Sex Lives via Genital Surgery to be held at Vatican Institute outside Saint Peter’s Square

Folks, we don’t even know how to cover this modestly, that is, without slipping into X-rated stuff. Yet, it must be exposed because it is so outrageous, so nauseating, so incredible that it cannot be passed over in silence. We are Novus Ordo Watch, after all, not Novus Ordo Ignore — otherwise we’d be Michael Voris. (Hat tip to Vox Cantoris, from whose blog we were first informed about this.)

So, how to start… OK, here are the facts:

The European Society of Aesthetic Gynecology (E.S.A.G.) — yes, there is such a thing — is hosting a conference just outside Vatican City, April 20-21, 2016. The official web site ESAG.org describes the event as follows:

The 1st International Congress of The European Society of Aesthetic Gynecology ESAG will take place at the Vatican City. This International event will be the first ever which will gather the fathers of Cosmetic Gynecology in one session in Europe. The congress will be comprehensive and attendees will have the chance to interact and learn tips and tricks from them. Various techniques on Reconstructive & Cosmetic Vaginal Surgery will be reviewed, debates between experts on their techniques, experiences from every corner of the world will be discussed and overall the scientific program will include more than 25 lectures only on Cosmetic Gynecology. A master class session will take place with step by step real surgeries videos demonstrated by keynote speakers. The social event will take place in the Vatican City, participants will have the chance to visit the entire city of the Vatican and reach places not everybody can. Delegates will have the chance to attend the general audience of Pope Francisco, the Mass and to visit the Vatican gardens.

(1st World Congress of ESAG: “About the Event”, esag.org; accessed Dec. 12, 2015)

The Key Course Topics announced on the ESAG web site are so explicit that we will have to post a screenshot of them, rather than type them out in words, lest the search engines or any other content filters should blacklist Novus Ordo Watch as a pornographic web site. For the sake of Christian modesty, we have redacted the more explicit words; for those who absolutely must know what these words are, they can get them straight from the source, the ESAG’s web site here.

Yes, even we — who thought we’d seen it all — are in utter disbelief over what we are seeing here. Yes, we could provide further links to even more detailed information about this but we will gladly refrain. You have been sufficiently informed about what is going on.

The location for this conference is the Institutum Patristicum Augustinianum (Patristic Augustinian Institute), which is located right adjacent to Saint Peter’s Square, just ouside the walls of Vatican City, in Rome. The Augustinianum was canonically established by the Vatican’s “Congregation for Catholic Education” in 1969 and solemnly inaugurated by “Pope” Paul VI in 1970 (source).

You can’t make this stuff up! Just when you were thinking that it really cannot get any worse, because surely Francis has already done everything he could possibly do, you are once again proven wrong. Monitoring and exposing the Vatican II Sect is a dirty job — but someone’s got to do it.

You’re welcome.