Bumping into the Peripheries…

French Novus Ordo Bishop celebrates Bumper Car “Mass”!

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The apostate dingbats of the Novus Ordo Sect just never run out of ideas. For Easter Sunday, Mr. Jean-Christophe André Robert Lagleize, in his comedy role as the “Catholic Bishop” of Metz, France, celebrated the Modernist Worship Service (“Eucharistic Celebration”) at a public fair, specifically inside the tent of a bumper car ride.

The French paper Le Républicain Lorrain published a story on it on April 6, from which these images are taken. You can read the full article in French here:

The report points out that two children brought up the “offertory gifts” (bread and wine) — in a bumper car, of course.

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Would Popcorn distribution have looked any different?

Communion Chaos at Francis’ Mega “Mass” in Philippines

“The Body of Christ”…

It is now 2015, and the Francis Show continues unabated. In Manila, the capital of the Philippines, Francis celebrated the Novus Ordo worship service for a reported crowd of 6-7 million people, on January 18, an event which has already been tagged as the fifth-largest gathering in human history. Of course, the Novus Ordo religion being what it is, it was a given that such a “mega Mass” had to include distribution of what purports to be Holy Communion to the enormous number of attendees.

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Because there’s just not enough sacrilege in the world…

Elvis lives…
He’s a Novus Ordo Priest!

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There’s nothing so worldly, so low, so foul, so indecent, so sacrilegious, so inappropriate that you can’t find it somewhere in the Novus Ordo Sect. Here are two examples of Novus Ordo “priests” who impersonate Elvis Presley (1935-1977), that paragon of Faith and virtue whose first name, quite appropriately, rhymes with “pelvis”.

In the first clip, you are being introduced to Norbert Fink, a Novus Ordo presbyter from Germany who performs as Elvis after hours — sometimes for the very couple whose wedding he officiated earlier the same day:

But if you think that’s wild, just wait till you see the second clip.

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“By their fruits you shall know them…” (Mt 7:16)

Blase Cupich, Enemy of Christ

The following photo is taken from the Catholic Conclave blog, which provides excellent video and pictorial evidence of the catastrophic state the Novus Ordo Church is in. The picture shows St. Turibius chapel at the Pontifical College Josephinum in Columbus, Ohio, before and after the rector, Mr. Blase Cupich, took his axe to it.

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No wonder “Pope” Francis appointed him “Archbishop” of Chicago a few weeks ago, where he will be able to wield enormous influence over countless “Catholics” and their churches.

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All you need is loaves…

Aachen Cathedral used as Storage for Christmas Cakes

Since Catholic church buildings are no longer being used for Catholic worship, the Modernist authorities of the Novus Ordo Sect have decided that they might as well use them for something else — such as food storage. As the above video clip shows, 1,200 loaves of Stollen, a delectable Christmas cake of German tradition, are currently being stored in the Cathedral of Aachen, Germany, which is dedicated to the Mother of God. The loaves will remain there, right inside the St. Michael chapel, until they have aged a little and are ready for pre-Christmas sale.

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Chaos Frank strikes again…

Francis Rents Out Sistine Chapel for Private Corporate Event

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No, this isn’t satire. This isn’t a joke. This isn’t fiction. No one could make this stuff up. Francis, as head honcho of the Novus Ordo Sect and therefore de facto owner of the Sistine Chapel in Vatican City, has decided to rent this sacred and magnificent building to Porsche for a private corporate event at which 40 high-paying guests will be listening to a concert given by a Roman choir as they gaze at the gorgeous paintings of this holy Catholic place.

The event is scheduled for Saturday, Oct.

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Ugly as Hell…

That Seventies “Pope”: Francis’ New Pastoral Staff Fails to Impress

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Dentists and hygienists around the globe must be envious: The world’s largest dental explorer was carried in procession by the Jesuit Jorge Bergoglio, “Pope” Francis, on Saturday, September 27, 2014, as he celebrated the 200th anniversary of Pope Pius VII’s re-establishment of the Jesuit order. The hideous crozier Francis carried really did resemble an oversized toothpick or a dental sickle probe more than a Pope’s pastoral staff and so made one wonder if Pope Clement XIV didn’t perhaps have a vision of our times when he decided to suppress and abolish the Society of Jesus in 1773.

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“Chaos Frank” strikes again…

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“Pope” Francis advised Tony Palmer NOT to Convert, ordered him buried as a Catholic Bishop!

The absurd circus that is the Jorge Bergoglio “Papacy” continues unabated. A very interesting article published by Austen Ivereigh in the Boston Globe on August 7, 2014, gives a lot of background information on the friendship between “Pope” Francis and the Anglican-Evangelical “Bishop” Tony Palmer, and casts the latter’s deadly motorcycle accident in an even more significant light:

[The church communion Palmer was “ordained” in sees itself] as part of a “convergence” movement, seeking to combine evangelical Christianity with the liturgy and sacraments typical of Catholicism.

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He has a microphone, and he’s not afraid to use it…

Don Bruno Unleashed

His name is Bruno Maggioni. He’s a well-known and popular Novus Ordo priest in Italy who is famous for dancing, clapping, and singing secular songs during weddings he officiates. See the videos below — what a joke the Novus Ordo priesthood is, a parody of itself. Priceless!

Don Bruno unleashed: a John Wayne he ain’t

[Face palm]

Who is the center of attention in this “Mass”? Jesus Christ or Don Bruno?

Don Bruno sings “Mamma Maria” by Ricchi e Poveri…

…and ends it with a kiss for the bride — and TWO for the groom!

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“I can’t believe it’s not Catholic!”

Carnival Liturgy!

We’ve all seen video clips of some of the most ridiculous liturgies the Novus Ordo Sect has to offer, but this Carnival Liturgy below deserves special mention. Perpetrated in Mombach, Germany, on January 11, 2014 at Sacred Heart of Jesus church, this pseudo-liturgical spectacle carried the official title of Narrenlob, or “Fools’ Praise Liturgy.” Foolish those indeed who would attend such an idiotic event, or consider this religion to be Roman Catholicism!

The officiating presbyter was Mr. Gottfried Keindl.

Fools’ Liturgy – Part 1

Fools’ Liturgy – Part 2

“But”, many will say, “if we just notify the bishop of the diocese about this, then he will forbid this from ever happening again and discipline the people who allowed this to happen.

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Francis Has a New Crozier

“I Can’t Believe It’s Not Catholic”…

Francis Has a New Crozier

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Apparently the old ferula, or crozier, introduced by “Pope” Paul VI, wasn’t hideous enough. On November 1, the feast of All Saints, “Pope” Francis showed off his new pastoral staff, with a “Risen Christ” figure that some have said resembles a millipede more than the Incarnate Son of God.

You can view more photos with greater detail of this irreverent “art” at this blog here, where you will also find out where this ferula comes from. In 1947, Pope Pius XII had condemned crucifixes which display a Risen Christ (so-called “Resurrexifixes”), though, granted, His Holiness didn’t address the question of liturgical millipedes: “…one would be straying from the straight path … were he to order the crucifix so designed that the divine Redeemer’s body shows no trace of His cruel sufferings” (Pius XII, Encyclical Mediator Dei, n.

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“Sacrilege” is soo yesterday…

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World Youth Day “Communion” Hosts Distributed in Disposable Plastic Cups

The following photos, taken at World Youth Day in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, in July 2013, speak for themselves. They were provided by journalist and Vatican insider Giuseppe Nardi at katholisches.info. What you see here is really just the logical outcome of the New Mass and the abominable “Communion in the Hand” practice. Don’t jump to the conclusion that “these people don’t believe in the Real Presence”. No doubt, many don’t indeed; but what’s even worse is that many do and still treat (what they believe to be) the Second Person of the Most Holy Trinity with such grave irreverence and carelessness.

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Mr. Bergoglio returns from World Youth Day in Brazil…

Back from the Beach: Francis Places Beach Ball on Altar of St. Mary Major

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Psalm 73:3
“Lift up thy hands against their pride unto the end;
see what things the enemy hath done wickedly in the sanctuary.”

After returning from World Youth Day at Copacabana beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, the man the world refers to as “Pope Francis” went straight to St. Mary Major Basilica in the Vatican and brought two souvenirs from Brazil with him: a yellow-green beach ball and a green sports jersey. He placed both on the altar (!) of St.

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Comes with a “Won’t be covered by Michael Voris” Guarantee…

Watch “Cardinal” Bergoglio Distribute “Holy Communion”

Distribution of “Communion” at 8:00 min mark

This is a most insightful clip revealing the real Jorge Bergoglio, the man now claiming to be the Pope of the Catholic Church — “Pope Francis”. In this video, at the 8:00 min mark, you see the then-“Archbishop” of Buenos Aires, Argentina, distribute what he supposedly believes to be Holy Communion, the very Body, Blood, Soul, and Divinity of Christ. If this had been done by the ultra-liberal apostate “Cardinal” Roger Mahony, for example, who is (rightly) one of the favorite targets of the neo-conservative Novus Ordo crowd, we would never hear the end of it, and it would be all over ChurchMilitant.TV and Vericast, to name just two popular neo-con Novus Ordo news-commentary entities, whose dedication to the “truth” stops where inconvenient facts start.

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The Apostasy of the Novus Ordo Church in Full Bloom…

“Cardinal” Bagnasco Gives “Communion” to Communist Transgender Homo Rights Activist during Funeral for Gay-Rights Priest

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The above video shows “Cardinal” Angelo Bagnasco, the “Archbishop” of Genoa, Italy, giving what he thinks is Holy Communion to a man who could hardly be more unworthy of it: Vladimir Luxuria, a Communist male politician who cross-dresses as a woman and likes to be identified as female. Luxuria strongly and actively supports causes promoting “rights” for homosexuals. His actual name is Wladimiro Guadagno, but he deliberately changed his last name to Luxuria, which is the Latin word for “lust”, one of the seven deadly sins.

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