Noises from Hell: “Sound Effects Mass” in Austria

Sinister sounds, creepy candlelight, and wicked whispers!

Noises from Hell: “Sound Effects Mass” in Austria

Look creepy to you? Wait till you hear it!

Attenion Novus Ordo adherents!

Tired of that ho-hum, run-of-the-mill Novus Ordo liturgy?

The diocese of Gurk, Austria, can help: Once a year its Heart of Jesus parish in Klagenfurt-Welzenegg conducts a Geräuschmesse — a “Sound Effects Mass”!

What is that, you ask? Words could never succeed in describing it. You have to experience it. Here are some videos of the last few years, beginning in 2012:

So, don’t delay: Attend an Austrian Geräuschmesse and experience the fury of hell like never before!… READ MORE

Communion To-Go: German Jesuit offers Eucharistic Take-Out during Coronavirus Pandemic

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Communion To-Go: German Jesuit offers Eucharistic Take-Out during Coronavirus Pandemic

If nothing else, you can always count on these Modernists to be wearing a stole…
image © Deutsche Provinz der Jesuiten

Francis likes sacramental and liturgical creativity, especially in times of Coronavirus. “I would also like to thank all the priests for their creativity”, he said during the Angelus on Mar. 15, 2020.

For this reason, we may surmise he won’t be terribly upset about this latest idea by a German (!) Jesuit (!!), a man by the name of Holger Adler. On Friday, Apr.… READ MORE

Lenten Peek-A-Boo: Oversized Sweater disfigures Cathedral in Vienna

The latest sacrilege in Schonborn’s cathedral…

Lenten Peek-A-Boo:
Oversized Sweater disfigures Cathedral in Vienna

No seamless garment: A view of Vienna cathedral’s sanctuary during Lent 2020

The Archlayman of Vienna, Mr. Christoph Schönborn, is no stranger to scandal, sacrilege, or blasphemy. Despite having been hospitalized recently for a pulmonary embolism, it seems that the 75-year-old apostate has no intention of dying in the state of sanctifying grace.

For the sacred season of Lent, Schonborn’s man in charge of the cathedral, “Fr.” Anton Faber, had the Austrian artist Erwin Wurm, who appears to specialize in the bizarre and the disturbing, design and put up a special Fastentuch (“Lenten cloth”).… READ MORE

“Noel des Cathedrales”: Belgian Cathedrals profaned with Flamboyant Theater for Christmas

“Merry Christmas” from Belgium…

Noël des Cathédrales: Belgian Cathedrals profaned with Flamboyant Theater for Christmas

“Lift up thy hands against their pride unto the end;
see what things the enemy hath done wickedly in the sanctuary.” (Ps 73:3)

Belgium is one of the world’s greatest victims of the “New Springtime” of Vatican II.

By 2018, “Mass” attendance among those claiming to be Catholics there had dropped below 10%; and the youth, that much-touted “future of the Church”, aren’t helping: “Weekly Mass attendance ranged from 2-6 percent among young Catholics in Belgium, Hungary, Austria, Lithuania and Germany”, a 2018 report by Catholic News Agency states.… READ MORE

Swiss “Catholic” Media Center promotes “Sin Disposal Container”

The fine line between garbage and “art”…

Swiss “Catholic” Media Center promotes “Sin Disposal Container”

On Friday, August 23, the official YouTube channel of the Novus Ordo Catholic Media Center in Switzerland released a video introducing people to the new “sin disposal container” in Zurich, an interactive “art” project that aims to make people think and smile. Chances are it will do neither — the reaction of a healthy human being will be a good eye-roll accompanied by a sigh, at best.

The odd box is a former recycling container. Outside it there is an opening through which materials can be placed into it.… READ MORE

Toy Story in Venice: Absurd Artwork occupies historic Basilica

Perfect for your local day care center…

Toy Story in Venice:

Absurd Artwork occupies historic Basilica

If McDonald’s were looking for a new toy to include in their Happy Meals, they would need to look no further than the atrocity currently on display in the 16th-century Basilica of San Giorgio Maggiore in Venice.

The piece is entitled “Opulent Ascension” and was perpetrated by 74-year-old Irish-American “artist” Sean Scully. It is part of Scully’s ongoing HUMAN exhibition (May 8 – Oct. 13, 2019) and placed directly in the nave of the church, blocking the view to the sanctuary.

Several photos, incl.… READ MORE

Get ready: Here comes the Agnus Dei Dance!

“Cardinal” Marx’s favorite?

Get ready: Here comes the Agnus Dei Dance!

The Catholic Conference (Katholikentag; literally “Catholics’ Day”) is a national event in Germany that was first held on October 3, 1848, and since then has been repeated every 2-4 years.

What started out as a truly Roman Catholic gathering organized by laymen in the middle of the nineteenth century has become a grotesque celebration of Naturalism, Modernism, Freemasonic ideas, and everything else that is wrong with the Vatican II religion. The Katholikentag is definitely left of center even for Novus Ordo standards, and of course it comes with ridiculous liturgy to boot.… READ MORE

Francis has Fun with Traditional Indian Outfit

He loves tradition, unless it’s Catholic!

Francis has Fun with Traditional Indian Outfit

Roughly two months ago, on May 28, “Bishop” James Thoppil, the local ordinary of the diocese of Kohima in India visited “Pope” Francis and presented him with traditional regional Naga attire, which the fake pope of the Vatican II Sect was only too happy to put on. The result has been captured in this photo (click image for larger version):

Living radio tower? No, just Chaos Frank having fun…

According to a report on EastMojo, the outfit consisted of “an eastern Naga headgear, an Angami necklace and a Lotha sash”.… READ MORE

Oh Happy Day! More Novus Ordo Buffoonery in the Land of Luther

Why you’re not Novus Ordo anymore, reason no. 741

Oh Happy Day!
More Novus Ordo Buffoonery in the Land of Luther

What part of the ‘Mass’ was that again where a clown hides under a table covered in garbage bags?

In case you needed a reminder for why you’re not Novus Ordo anymore, today we present to you a double whammy from the notorious Nativity of Mary Church (Maria Geburt) in Aschaffenburg, Germany, of ‘New Pentecost’ infamy. It is useless to attempt to describe the pseudo-liturgical shenanigans, so we won’t even try. You’ll simply have to watch:

In case the videos won’t play embedded, you can watch them on YouTube directly by clicking here and here.… READ MORE

A Biker’s Corpus Christi: “Eucharistic” Procession with a Quad Bike

The Fun Church in Poland…

A Biker’s Corpus Christi:
“Eucharistic” Procession with a Quad Bike

For this year’s Corpus Christi celebration, the church of St. Rita in Lusówko, Poland, had a particularly extravagant idea: everyone gets on his bicycle, while the “priest” sits on the back of a quad bike to bless people with what they claim to believe is the Body of Christ in the Monstrance. The result looked like this:

Lusowko, by the way, belongs to the archdiocese of Poznań, where Mr. Stanislaw Gadecki plays Roman Catholic archbishop.

More photos of the event, clearly sacrilegious (although the Novus Ordo ‘Eucharist’ is not valid, of course), can be found on the parish’s Facebook page.… READ MORE

Happy New Pentecost!

It’s the feast of the spirit of Vatican II!

Happy New Pentecost!

Some things are so absurd that it is best to leave them uncommented — photos and videos speak eloquently enough. The liturgical loony bin of Maria Geburt (Nativity of Mary) Church in Aschaffenburg, Germany, is such a case.

In 2013, the pastor of the church, Mr. Markus Krauth, published a video clip showing a “liturgical performance” for the feast of Pentecost. Few people will be able to endure this to the very end:

For those who were inspired by this profound spiritual experience, we also have a “Pentecost dance” from the same perish parish:

What you have witnessed is the perfect embodiment of the religion of the Second Vatican Council, the disastrous gathering that “Pope” John XXIII repeatedly referred to as a “new Pentecost” (see, for example, “Prayer of Pope John XXIII to the Holy Spirit for the Success of the Ecumenical Council”, in Walter Abbott, The Documents of Vatican II [New York, NY: Guild Press, 1966], p.… READ MORE

Resurrection Sunday in the Vatican II Sect: Novus Ordo Priest becomes Easter Egg

Easter in the Fun Church…

Resurrection Sunday in the Vatican II Sect:
Novus Ordo Priest becomes Easter Egg

There isn’t much that needs to be said about this — the above picture and the video from which it was taken, speak for themselves.

On Easter Sunday, this past April 21, “Fr.” Nando Capone of San Bernardino Realino parish in Lecce, Italy, donned an Easter Egg hat during the sermon and preached accordingly: “We are Easter. Every one of you ought to be an Easter egg, a sign of new life, a surprise. Move beyond any malice; that’s resurrection” (our translation; as reported by Giuseppe Nardi).… READ MORE

They’ve lost it completely: “Ash Wednesday of Artists” in Cologne Basilica

Watch at your own risk…

They’ve lost it completely:
“Ash Wednesday of Artists” in Cologne Basilica

The Modernist layman who currently pretends to be the Catholic Archbishop of Cologne, Germany, Mr. Rainer Maria Woelki, led an Ash Wednesday “Mass” in the Basilica of St. Cunibert on March 6. The liturgical horror how was entitled Aschermittwoch der Künstler, literally, “Ash Wednesday of Artists”.

Words cannot describe what you are about to witness. The woman making the noises with her mouth and feet is Irene Kurka.

One thing is certain: Watching this is Lenten penance on steroids, strictest mortification of the sense of hearing.… READ MORE

The Francis Show at World Youth Day in Panama

Videos, News, Transcripts, Commentary, Background

The Francis Show at World Youth Day in Panama:
His “Apostolic Journey” of Jan. 23-27, 2019

It’s time for the “Catholic Woodstock” (aka World Youth Day) again, and of course “Pope” Francis has to be part of the action. This time the location is Panama City, Panama, where Francis arrived on Jan. 23 and from where he will depart on Sunday night, Jan. 27.

This page contains all the main links you will need to stay informed about the false pope’s visit to the small Central American country. The local time in Panama is UTC-05:00.

General Information

Recorded Videos

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That ’60s Show: “Saint” Paul VI wears Wicker Tiara

Mocking the Papacy since time immemorial…

That ’60s Show: “Saint” Paul VI wears Wicker Tiara

Now that the current papal impostor in Vatican City has declared “Pope” Paul VI (1963-78) a “Saint” to be venerated and imitated by the entire Vatican II Church, it’s not a bad idea to take a look at some of the shenanigans the man otherwise known as Giovanni Battista Montini has made headlines for.

The December 12, 1969 edition of The Guardian, then the official newspaper of the diocese of Little Rock, Arkansas, featured the photograph shown above. The caption reads:

Pope Paul Gets A Laugh

Hilarity erupted recently as Pope Paul VI put on a wicker mitre, during a visit by seminarians from the Propaganda Fide College.

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