Because there’s just not enough sacrilege in the world…

Elvis lives…
He’s a Novus Ordo Priest!

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There’s nothing so worldly, so low, so foul, so indecent, so sacrilegious, so inappropriate that you can’t find it somewhere in the Novus Ordo Sect. Here are two examples of Novus Ordo “priests” who impersonate Elvis Presley (1935-1977), that paragon of Faith and virtue whose first name, quite appropriately, rhymes with “pelvis”.

In the first clip, you are being introduced to Norbert Fink, a Novus Ordo presbyter from Germany who performs as Elvis after hours — sometimes for the very couple whose wedding he officiated earlier the same day:

But if you think that’s wild, just wait till you see the second clip. Because what the German Rev. Fink does after hours on the side, Brazilian Rev. Marco Roberto Píres does during “Mass”. Prepare to be shocked (yes, even if you thought yourself shock-proof) as you watch the performance of “Padre Elvis”:

It is clear that these people have long preferred Barabbas over our Lord, “The King” over CHRIST THE KING! They are shouting, “We have no king but Elvis.” If they choose to adore Elvis, they will go where he — most likely — went.

“But if it seem evil to you to serve the Lord, you have your choice: choose this day that which pleaseth you, whom you would rather serve… but as for me and my house we will serve the Lord” (Jos 24:15).